Fu*k, my nippers broke
Ask someone else. I don’t work here. (at Home Depot)
Where are the Band-aids? I cut myself. (at CVS)
That dark stuff? It’s grout. (at nail salon)
My hair? It got messed up by the face mask I wear while grouting. (at hair salon)
The red on my nose? Must be from the goggles I wear while nipping.
Can’t do lunch. I have a piece I’m finishing….I know I said that last week. I’m still not done.
Consuela, did something break? …What color plate?
Why did mosaic have to be my passion? (at therapy session)